So what if it's buggy? The glitches are fun!

IIII > IV

It's not boring, it just requires reading. Maybe look into the background lore sometime?

Who needs an objective? I like exploring the seas, it's called freedom.

You just hate it because it's popular. *Does Orange Justice*

All those new mechanics everyone are complaining about just add depth to the game. Quit complaining, it's a Mario game.

NEW GAME BAD, OLD GAME GOOD! >:(

The series is 20 years old. It got rid of some dated mechanics, quit complaining. It's not made for adults anyway.

So what if you have to pay for the cards? You do that with real card games too, you know. Besides, it keeps the free plebes out.

Kojima was just holding the series back. It was already ridiculous, how is this any worse?

Well duh, of course they're going to make the story more interesting. You don't want to play a history book do you?

Your old games aren't going away. Let the team get creative and make something new.