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Fortnite: Battle Royale
Epic Games
This game cured my depression also it brought my dog back from the dead oh and it also cured cancer please remember to buy it.
Celeste
Matt Makes Games
But guys, you can play as a girl! A first in the AC franchise! (Note: Please forget about Liberation)
Assassin's Creed Odyssey
Ubisoft Quebec
COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION.
Red Dead Redemption 2
Rockstar Studios
*throws dart at board* JOKER'S IN
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Bandai Namco Studios, Sora Ltd.
Don't like it? Don't buy it? btw 50% off lol
Battlefield V
EA DICE
The joy is that our Older Member in the Evolutionary Level Above Human (the "Kingdom of Heaven") has made it clear to us that Hale-Bopp's approach is the "marker" we've been waiting for -- the time for the arrival of the spacecraft from the Level Above Human to take us home to "Their World"
Far Cry 5
Ubisoft Montreal, Ubisoft Toronto
The Human Holocaust, Raimi is back at it again with the most controversial release of Spider-Man yet. By pushing a historical event that never really happened. What the heck.
Spider-Man
Insomniac Games
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Fallout 76
Bethesda Softworks
Get the fuck off my Battle.net launcher Jesus Christ I just want to play HotS.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 4
Treyarch
The Father in the holy triumvirate of Sony shilling.
God of War
SIE Santa Monica Studio
No luck under that truck? Don't muck like a schmuck, buy that Mew for fifty bucks!
Pokémon: Let's Go, Pikachu!/Eevee!
Game Freak
Those votes? They're yours.

The Awards

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Most Hated Award

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Challenger Approaching Award

for the most wanted Smash Bros DLC character

Newgrounds Award

For Best Flash Game of All Time

The Other VR Award

For Best Virtual Reality Game

"But They'll Patch It!" Award

For Worst Fanbase

Nier Award

For Best Writing/Story

Big Bran Award

For Worst Writing/Story

PLEASE BUY MY GAME AWARD

For Most Blatantly Promoted Game

The Sipp Boi Award

For Best Gaming Beverage

Paul Allen Award

For Best Developer

CS Grad Award

For Worst Developer

Guilty Pleasure Award

For the Game I like but /v/ Hates

Hyperbole Award

For Best Trailer

2B Award

For Best Character

Peebee Award

For Worst Character

Make it Stop Award

For Worst Ongoing Game

/v/irgin Award

For Best New IP

The Little Game that Could Award

For Best Game Nobody Played

IP Twist Award

For Best Implementation of an Old Franchise

4K ULTRA HD 2160P RETINA DISPLAY Award

For Best Graphics

Tablet Mode Award

For Worst Graphics

A E S T H E T I C S A W A R D

For Best Visual Aesthetics

Kamige Award

For Best Eroge

Button Masher Award

For Best Gameplay

Press X to Win the Award

For Worst Gameplay

Windows 98 Award

For Best Game Released in 1998

Downward Spiral Award

For Best Game Released in 2008

Seal of Quality Award

For Biggest Technical Blunder

PIXEL5 R A4T

For Most Pretentious Indie Game

Who Cares Award

For Most Pointless Controversy in Gaming this year

Good Deed Award

For Biggest Redemption in Gaming

Aniki Award

For Best Representation of Men

Plot and Backstory Award

For Best Representation of Women

Electric Boogaloo Award

For Worst Sequel

Hate Machine Award

For Crimes Against Gaming

Please Be Good Award

For Most Anticipated Game for 2019

Katamari Award

For Best Soundtrack

/v/3 Award

For Worst E3 Conference

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