Created and Directed by
Hideo Kojima

Hate Machine Award

For Crimes Against Gaming

Every year until you like it!
SJWs
What the fuck did zir do?
Won't somebody please think of the sales numbe- I mean, children?!
Sony Censorship
THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!
Why are they here? Just to suffer?
Konami
The old conman. Now semi-retired
Ubisoft, I be hard.
Ubisoft
For striving to be as bland and predatory as possible.
They exist.
EA
It wouldn't be a negative award without this classic
About time normies start shitting on Bethesda.
Bethesda
fuck you todd
I wish it was an April Fools joke.
Activision Blizzard
General greediness and Franchise defilement
Okay, this is Epic
Epic Games
Okay, this is Epic
This state is ON FIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRREEEE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!
The Entire State of California
Not video games
30% of this award's votes will automatically go to them unless it can break 10 million. Then it goes to 25%.
Valve
Artifact, enough said
*tink tink tink* *ahem*
Battlefield V
Pride and smugness towards their consumers
lmao what kind of shitty organization peddles lootboxes to people in order to encourage them to keep playing
Lootboxes
Last years leftovers
Those votes? They're yours.

The Awards

Least Worst Award

For Least Worst Game

Most Hated Award

For Worst Game

Challenger Approaching Award

for the most wanted Smash Bros DLC character

Newgrounds Award

For Best Flash Game of All Time

The Other VR Award

For Best Virtual Reality Game

"But They'll Patch It!" Award

For Worst Fanbase

Nier Award

For Best Writing/Story

Big Bran Award

For Worst Writing/Story

PLEASE BUY MY GAME AWARD

For Most Blatantly Promoted Game

The Sipp Boi Award

For Best Gaming Beverage

Paul Allen Award

For Best Developer

CS Grad Award

For Worst Developer

Guilty Pleasure Award

For the Game I like but /v/ Hates

Hyperbole Award

For Best Trailer

2B Award

For Best Character

Peebee Award

For Worst Character

Make it Stop Award

For Worst Ongoing Game

/v/irgin Award

For Best New IP

The Little Game that Could Award

For Best Game Nobody Played

IP Twist Award

For Best Implementation of an Old Franchise

4K ULTRA HD 2160P RETINA DISPLAY Award

For Best Graphics

Tablet Mode Award

For Worst Graphics

A E S T H E T I C S A W A R D

For Best Visual Aesthetics

Kamige Award

For Best Eroge

Button Masher Award

For Best Gameplay

Press X to Win the Award

For Worst Gameplay

Windows 98 Award

For Best Game Released in 1998

Downward Spiral Award

For Best Game Released in 2008

Seal of Quality Award

For Biggest Technical Blunder

PIXEL5 R A4T

For Most Pretentious Indie Game

Who Cares Award

For Most Pointless Controversy in Gaming this year

Good Deed Award

For Biggest Redemption in Gaming

Aniki Award

For Best Representation of Men

Plot and Backstory Award

For Best Representation of Women

Electric Boogaloo Award

For Worst Sequel

Hate Machine Award

For Crimes Against Gaming

Please Be Good Award

For Most Anticipated Game for 2019

Katamari Award

For Best Soundtrack

Gramm/v/ Award

for best song from /v/ The Musical 6

/v/3 Award

For Worst E3 Conference

Your Inventory

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