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The 2018 Vidya Gaem Awards

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The Sipp Boi Award

For Best Gaming Beverage

Just because my dentist is a cunt and tells me to stop drinking this doesn't mean I will. I mean come on, who needs teeth, soups pretty delicious
Coca Cola
"It's not bad if you have it in moderation!"
Fuck CS:GO
Vodka
Cyka Blyat
Nothing doubles up a suicide attempt more than pouring a nice, warm glass of bleach. Any brand does the trick, just make sure you post a VLOG afterwards.
Bleach
A beverage to clean regrets
Yeah I only play COD xD
Gamer girl pee
uhhh
*cracks can* *starts lawn mower at 3am* *gets nostalgic* *says hey alexa play Dota remix* Ahhhhhhhhhh the good ol days
Monster Ultra Zero
Quake was a good game
What are you? A fucking plant?
Water
The original thirst quencher
It honestly taste like shit
Dr. Pepper
The only doctor you can afford
One flat latte thank you, anyway Susan, John is trying to take custody back of the kids can you believe that shit? I swear I will bankrupt his ass out of court if he tries to fuck me over
Coffee
Starbucks is fucking garbage
So my dad always goes to the pub and returns at 12am but it's okay because Mum is rather quiet about it. Anyway he always smells like beer and smokes but he seems happy in his engineering job. He hasn't been home since last Saturday but I'm sure he's coming back.
Beer
For actual heros
>falling for the Arizona Iced Tea Meme
arizona iced tea
yuuuuuuuuung leeeeeeeeean
Mix with 30g dark chocolate, 1 cup of warm milk and 2tsp honey. Delicious!
Cum
Hey! This is an advertiser friendly show
I weigh like 500 pounds and its none of your god damn fucking business okay?
Mountain Dew
Radicool
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The Awards

Least Worst Award

For Least Worst Game

Most Hated Award

For Worst Game

Challenger Approaching Award

for the most wanted Smash Bros DLC character

Newgrounds Award

For Best Flash Game of All Time

The Other VR Award

For Best Virtual Reality Game

"But They'll Patch It!" Award

For Worst Fanbase

Nier Award

For Best Writing/Story

Big Bran Award

For Worst Writing/Story

PLEASE BUY MY GAME AWARD

For Most Blatantly Promoted Game

The Sipp Boi Award

For Best Gaming Beverage

Paul Allen Award

For Best Developer

CS Grad Award

For Worst Developer

Guilty Pleasure Award

For the Game I like but /v/ Hates

Hyperbole Award

For Best Trailer

2B Award

For Best Character

Peebee Award

For Worst Character

Make it Stop Award

For Worst Ongoing Game

/v/irgin Award

For Best New IP

The Little Game that Could Award

For Best Game Nobody Played

IP Twist Award

For Best Implementation of an Old Franchise

4K ULTRA HD 2160P RETINA DISPLAY Award

For Best Graphics

Tablet Mode Award

For Worst Graphics

A E S T H E T I C S A W A R D

For Best Visual Aesthetics

Kamige Award

For Best Eroge

Button Masher Award

For Best Gameplay

Press X to Win the Award

For Worst Gameplay

Windows 98 Award

For Best Game Released in 1998

Downward Spiral Award

For Best Game Released in 2008

Seal of Quality Award

For Biggest Technical Blunder

PIXEL5 R A4T

For Most Pretentious Indie Game

Who Cares Award

For Most Pointless Controversy in Gaming this year

Good Deed Award

For Biggest Redemption in Gaming

Aniki Award

For Best Representation of Men

Plot and Backstory Award

For Best Representation of Women

Electric Boogaloo Award

For Worst Sequel

Hate Machine Award

For Crimes Against Gaming

Please Be Good Award

For Most Anticipated Game for 2019

Katamari Award

For Best Soundtrack

Gramm/v/ Award

for best song from /v/ The Musical 6

/v/3 Award

For Worst E3 Conference

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