Just because my dentist is a cunt and tells me to stop drinking this doesn't mean I will. I mean come on, who needs teeth, soups pretty delicious

It honestly taste like shit

So my dad always goes to the pub and returns at 12am but it's okay because Mum is rather quiet about it. Anyway he always smells like beer and smokes but he seems happy in his engineering job. He hasn't been home since last Saturday but I'm sure he's coming back.

I weigh like 500 pounds and its none of your god damn fucking business okay?

Mix with 30g dark chocolate, 1 cup of warm milk and 2tsp honey. Delicious!

What are you? A fucking plant?

Fuck CS:GO

*cracks can* *starts lawn mower at 3am* *gets nostalgic* *says hey alexa play Dota remix* Ahhhhhhhhhh the good ol days

Nothing doubles up a suicide attempt more than pouring a nice, warm glass of bleach. Any brand does the trick, just make sure you post a VLOG afterwards.

>falling for the Arizona Iced Tea Meme

Yeah I only play COD xD

One flat latte thank you, anyway Susan, John is trying to take custody back of the kids can you believe that shit? I swear I will bankrupt his ass out of court if he tries to fuck me over